"I can't blame him, you're a hot lady. If I were fixing a flat and a really pretty chick came by and started playing with herself I'd STILL be fixing a flat." – Buck breaks it down for his lady after she reports that Joey Silvera jerked off to watching her change her tire
Impulse Pictures strokes the shaft of obscurity once more until they frantically release OUI, GIRLS across our screens with their latest thrust into the DVD marketplace! Once more using the allure of Fred J. Lincoln, a guy who most exploitation cinema fans know as Weasel from LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT to get cult cinema fans through the folds of their wallet, this is a sex-packed, ass-slapping good time that mixes a little plot (and I mean mircopenis-sized plot) and a ton of California Supersex with groovy clothes, brain-wrenching dialogue and some strong sex performances from luminaries such as Sharon Kane, Paul Thomas, Lisa De Leeuw and lead actress Anna Ventura. To be honest, I had never noticed Ventura before, but not only is she beautiful and pornographically perfect, but she wraps her lips around some primo lines of wonderfully chunky script as well.
|Sharon Kane rocks the early 80s 'do in OUI, GIRLS.|
Several couples drift through the background, stopping for a few minutes to get it on in various ways (including a dance number of sorts that has Starbuck dropping a very hot latte on Tiffany Clark). Most interesting is Sharon Kane rocking a super-sexy early 80s hairdo and showing why she is a top name in vintage porn. Her scenes as a swingers facilitator are fantastic and she shows up later for a girl-girl scene (captured as the main menu with good reason) in the weird Circle S set-up in the final orgy scene.
And there is love. Ah, love. Seems that Barbara wasn't joking about getting permission, because Nick knows she is a virgin and after a few "teach me" moments she is banging away like a veteran of the scene. But can Nick continue to use her? Can he bear to see her with another man after his sensitive multi-positional assistance program to welcome her into the world of sexually active women? Well, I don't care, but I want her to be getting to business! A final confrontation and a thrown out entirely reason for any of this to happen later and it's THE END.
|Paul Thomas works out in OUI, GIRLS.|
Watch for a hysterical and ultimately sexy scene that features Paul Thomas in megaporn-'stache just randomly doing a few little weight lifting barbell bits that leads to him getting a blowjob while working out. MOTIVATION, thy name is Anna Ventura. Fun, you get to be Oui, Girls. Porn fans, you get to be entertained, so part the massive muffs and slide this in your player. I think I'm most fascinated that the Circle S was real and they had catering brought in for the crew of OUI, GIRLS. Excellent. I'd love to go to work like that. Catered swingers ranch!
|Back in the days when porn flicks needed these kinds of credits.|
OUI, GIRLS is available from Amazon.